I know nothing about basketball, really. I have no interest in the contest. I am blissfully ignorant of the teams. I chose these names in a semi-random fashion, thus eliminating that potential benefit. I am even ignorant of what constitutes a ‘good’ strategy. This may very well be the worst March Madness bracket in existence.
It is my gift to you. No matter what happens, you will be able to say, “Well. At least I did better than Moe.”
Chosen with a variety of methods, mostly involving occult mythology. conspiracy theory, and at least one fond recollection of Manly Wade Wellman’s Silver John series, which by GOD you should read before you die. I mean, seriously. Those stories are what literacy is for.
I picked Iona to go all the way in the @CapitalOne @NCAA #MarchMadness Bracket Challenge https://t.co/ualJ1ps0zG (I'm bad at this.)
— Ogiel (Moe Lane) (@Ogiel23) March 13, 2017
This is not really about basketball, of course..
As hoop heads across the country prepare for the Big Dance, President Barack Obama’s administration is banking on a new March Madness-focused campaign to help boost Obamacare enrollment.
To coincide with the start of NCAA basketball tournament, a White House official says the administration is launching an all-encompassing push around the annual basketball bonanza that will feature athletes, coaches, and others, in hopes of spurring more Americans to sign up for health care before the March 31 deadline.
Continue reading The Obama administration wishes to wreck your quiet enjoyment of March Madness.
Oops.
I still stand by my picks, mind you.
I do not have a bracket; I will not have a bracket; and I will not bore the life out of you about the bracket that I do not have.
No applause, just throw money. Hey, why not? I gotta get the money together to have an iPad2 for next year’s Republican convention somehow.
