NOW MY LONE WANDERER HAS A MOTORCYCLE.

HO HO HO

[Screenshot for when I get to it later]

…Yup, somebody finally figured out how to get a working motorcycle into Fallout 4. I’ve tested it out, and it’s functional: there’s some weirdness with the camera angles, and if you go too fast you end up driving on stuff that the game hasn’t rendered yet, which can be hilarious.  …But it works. It’s a goram motorcycle that you can drive, and that shows up on the map so that you can teleport to it again when you need to.  People have been clamoring for this and/or cars since the game came out, and it’s finally here.

On reflection, motorcycle flamethrowers are probably…

not a good idea. Five to seven years for making one is a bit excessive, even by British standards; but I can see where the English might be a bit leery of letting people wander around with flame-based tailgate-prevention devices. We don’t really want Car Wars in real life.

That being said, and as I commented to @eddiebear, if this had happened when Charles II was king the inventor would have gotten an earldom out of it.  Err, assuming that he didn’t get a dukedom for the scooter.