Impounded motorized lounge chair to be auctioned.

You know you want this.

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Police in the US state of Minnesota are planning to auction off a specially modified and motorised lounge chair whose owner crashed it while drunk.

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The chair comes with a stereo, nitrous oxide booster, parachute and a “hell yeah it’s fast” sticker.

Well… 20 mph, at least. That’s pretty fast, for a lounge chair.