Yes, Strange Brew. All y’all can just shut up now about it, too, you hosers.
Anyway. Me and Mass Effect 2 are on better terms – FOR THE MOMENT – but it’s time to move on.
Continue reading Movie of the Week: Strange Brew.
Yes, Strange Brew. All y’all can just shut up now about it, too, you hosers.
Anyway. Me and Mass Effect 2 are on better terms – FOR THE MOMENT – but it’s time to move on.
Continue reading Movie of the Week: Strange Brew.
Because maybe this way I won’t throw Mass Effect 2 through the [expletive deleted] wall. It’s gameplay is just different enough from Dragon Age: Origins that all of my reflexes are off. And when I say ‘off’ I mean there’s actual nausea involved. And, really, would a tutorial that didn’t make me feel all urgent-y and confused have hurt?
…Yes, yes, in three days it’ll be the Greatest Thing EVAR.
Anyway, we’ll call it a movie and retire The Princess Bride.
Why The Princess Bride?
Really?
Is your soul utterly dead?
And so, farewell to Time Bandits.
Moe Lane
As I recall, Monsters, Inc. was the first Pixar film that had me going “You know, they seem to have a knack for this. When are they actually going to make a mediocre flick?”
Still wondering.
And so, farewell to Kung Fu Panda – which I briefly misremembered as being a Pixar flick. Which is, of course, a massive compliment to its makers.
Kung Fu Panda could have been horrible. In fact, it could have been fairly expected to be horrible. However, the directors decided that since they in fact liked kung fu movies, they should play it straight and make an actual kung fu movie… with pandas in it. So they made one. And It Did Not Suck.
Neither did Buffy The Vampire Slayer – Collector’s Set – yes, I’m aware that there’s a bad pun there – but it’s time for it to go now.
As in, Buffy The Vampire Slayer – Collector’s Set (40 discs). Yup, the whole blessed thing. Grab a few cases of iron rations, plenty of beer, and catch up on what my wife only half-jokingly called ‘the other woman.’
What? Hey. Art is supposed to cost.
What, again? No, of course Animal House‘s not over. Nothing is over until we say it is!
OK, picking Animal House is a bit of a political in-joke: the “All Is Well!” clip is making the rounds, based on the week that our esteemed colleagues on the Other Side have been having. I’d be sympathetic, except that I’m not sure how I’d manage it in their case.
Now, if you could just look at this red light, Men in Black…
There are very few films that I would call ‘pitch-perfect,’ and Men in Black is one of them. Nothing to add, nothing to take away, and all in good fun.
And the “Mr. Jones. Mr. Smith.” was perfect. Somebody hopefully got a raise for that.
And so, adieu to Shoot ‘Em Up.
Why Shoot ‘Em Up? Because to quote the classic gamer manual Munchkins Guide to Power Gaming, The Gun Is Your Skill List, that’s why.
Now hush, and wave good-bye to Toy Story 2.
Moe Lane