George Lucas will open a one billion dollar museum in Los Angeles. …Eventually.

Funny thing about that, actually.  The Los Angeles Lucas Museum of Narrative Art will itself only cost $200 million.  The rest is earmarked for the four times that George Lucas plans to tear down the entire thing, obsessively focus over the pieces for a while, and rebuild it into ‘what it was meant to be all along.’

…BUT I’M NOT BITTER!