“My Gallant Crew / I Am the Captain of the Pinafore.”

My Gallant Crew / I Am the Captain of the Pinafore, Gilbert & Sullivan’s H.M.S. Pinafore

…DC is a cultural wasteland generally – no, really, I’m comparing it to Golden Age NYC and Boston, to Dizzy City’s great detriment – but I will say this: at least they have a decent amount of Gilbert & Sullivan down here.