They’re gonna be arguing for years whether ONWARD got destroyed or saved by the coronavirus; I’m going to go with ‘saved,’ probably. I enjoyed the movie, mind you! Heck, it may be the last film I ever see in theaters, the way things are going. But if you’re not a Second Edition AD&D sort of person, I dunno how much you loved ONWARD.
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My ONWARD mini-review.
Short version: ehh, just another goddamn spectacular Pixar movie.
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There really is no chance that I will skip ONWARD. Often circumstances intervene, but only because I let them, and I don’t see myself letting circumstances intervene this time. Besides: like KUNG FU HUSTLE, when a movie studio takes the trouble and the time to go inside my head and start recording what’s it like in there I feel kind of obligated to go see the final cut, you know what I mean?
The ‘Oh my God it’s so stupid I love it already’ ONWARD trailer.
Obviously, ‘stupid’ is not being meant pejoratively here. ONWARD promises to be everything that I could want from a Disney-Pixar animated flick about fantasy trolls(?) in suburbia. My only worry is the soundtrack. This soundtrack needs to be made out of only the finest, most flavorful heavy metal cheese.
Guess we’ll see!
Moe Lane
The ‘Onward’ teaser trailer.
Yeah, sorry, this is much more interesting than a music video. But feel free to buy something on Amazon anyway.
Anyway: get out of my head, Pixar. Or at least pay rent.