“Give The Humans Their Due” can probably be alternatively titled as “Adventures in Heresy!,” part X of Y. But that’s all right. It’s definitely not my first one. And, hey, I’m at least thinking about this stuff, right?
Tag: patreon
Hey! I have a Patreon!
Just your semi-regular reminder:
Poetry: ‘Song of the Thespian Dead.’
Patreon Microfiction: Tactical Metallurgy.
“Tactical Metallurgy” is there because I’ve never quite grasped why it should be assumed that demon hunters wouldn’t keep up on materials science. I mean, if something can be damaged by mundane kinetic energy then why not use depleted uranium rounds on a demon? Particularly if it’s got an armored hide. That’s what depleted uranium rounds are for, really.
Patreon Microfiction: “The Mathematician Sings of Love.”
The Mathematician Sings of Love is not really genre fiction. But I suppose that it’s at least geeky. You take what you can get.
Go check out my alternate history map quandary on Patreon!
Found here. I put it up there for two reasons: one, I needed the practice in embedding images to Patreon posts. The process is not entirely intuitive. Second, it’d be awesome if I made it through the next checkpoint, which would be the point where the monthly short stories hit 3K words. So, hey, tell your friends! Buck a month is all it takes, folks.
Do you like good writing? Join my Patreon.
A mere buck a month to my Patreon gives you regular fiction and gaming material, including a short story every month. Heck, if I reach my next checkpoint between now and the 30th I’m going to have to scramble most entertainingly to make that new deadline. Do you want to see me scramble? Of course you do! Watching other people dance is funny!
Patreon microfiction: ‘Speaker-to-Sheep.’
I am doing my level best to avoid making more puns while talking about “Speaker-to-Sheep.” Although ‘puns’ may not be the best term to use. Anyway, this is obviously not very serious and is definitely a case where I started with the punchline and worked my way backwards. Because, hey, 100 words.
Patreon microfiction: “Can’t Catch Me.”
The alternate title to “Can’t Catch Me” ought to be Parents: THINK Before You Tell Your Children Fairy Tales. Then again, that’s a pretty dang bad title. Or even a worse word than ‘dang.’
Short Story: Night Patrol.
Link here for the PDF, but I’d prefer it if you went to my Patreon account and read Night Patrol there. And then told all your friends. And have them sign up for my Patreon. Anyway, this story is absolutely free. Hope you enjoy.