Via @SonnyBunch comes this fascinating passive-aggressive letter from a newly-converted vegan to her omnivorous* roommate. It’s too long to reproduce and too good to excerpt: suffice it to say that after reading it I’m tempted to go buy some veal, cook it up, film myself eating it with an open mouth, and send the woman the video.
And I have a bit of a problem with eating veal.
Moe Lane Continue reading Ah, meat-haters.
Heck, up there they’re probably full of fat and grease and all those good things; you can get some good eating off of them before they swoop down to the Eastern seaboard and make themselves at home and us miserable. You have poor people up there, right? Well, shoot more geese then and feed those people. And it’ll only be easier, what with the recent civil rights victory in Wisconsin…
What? Oh, sorry: Ann was demonstrating a laudably bloodthirsty attitude towards slaughtering entire flocks of Canada geese, and I was encouraging her. Shoot ’em, pluck ’em, gut ’em, roast ’em on fires right there in the park and go get some fresh corn. I don’t know what wine goes with firepit Canada goose, though: whatever it is, it should complement PETA tears*…
*I am from New Jersey. We HATE Canada geese. I’m not exactly sure why – well, more accurately I don’t know why we’re so irrational about it.