Xbox One X *Project Scorpio*. No, I don’t know why ‘Scorpio,’ either.

Hey, you got five hundred bucks to throw at a new console?  Then Microsoft wants to hear from you. Meet  the Xbox One X Project Scorpio:

I’m sure that it’s stellar. I’m even more sure that it’s five hundred bucks. But if you feel the need to buy one then you might as well buy it via my site: