So, hey, the first Ramones album is forty years old this year.

AREN’T YOU EVER SO HAPPY THAT I TOLD YOU THIS? …No, wait, that’s probably just me. Most people handle this better than I do, at least publicly. The funny part is, I don’t even mind being the age that I am. I just hate it when something that I thought happened last week actually happened in, say, 1998…