The ‘Great. My kid may want to watch this’ RESIDENT EVIL Netflix trailer.

I’m not sure if I want him to. I mean, he’s only fifteen.

…what? No, it’s not that he’s too young to play gory video games. The kid’s got a half-dozen of the Resident Evil games already, because he likes horror video games and his grades are fine. No, it’s that fifteen is too young to learn that movies made from one of your favorite video games default to sucking. I’d like him to remain emotionally ignorant of that unfortunate truth for a little while longer.