More video of the Carson/Lewis affair.

What I tell you three times is true: get a camera. Get a camera. GET A CAMERA:

For those without video, the above (courtesy of Andrew Breitbart) shows an alternate view of Rep. Andre Carson and Rep. John Lewis’ infamous walk out of the Cannon Building, on the day that the two Congressmen claimed to have been taunted with racial slurs. As Andrew put it: Continue reading More video of the Carson/Lewis affair.

Retracto the Correction Alpalca vs. Max Blumenthal of Salon. #rsrh (content warning)

I really hope that Salon didn’t pay top dollar for that dreary racism hit piece against James O’Keefe in the first place, because Retracto makes it pretty clear that Blumenthal didn’t give them their money’s worth.  However you want to score it.

I would feel sorry for the people that actually rely on as a news source, if this is what they’re paying for; only, I’m reminded of what the great Rev. Ivan Stang of the Church of the SubGenius said* of ur/o/lag/ni/a videos**:

“Trying to masturbate to this would be a real challenge.”

Yet, they seem up to the task***.

Moe Lane

*From the classic HIGH WEIRDNESS BY MAIL – and I not only own a copy; I own an autographed copy.

**If you don’t know, don’t look it up.  Treasure your innocence.  And don’t blame me for your curiosity, either.

***As it were.

Retracto, the Correction Alpaca! #rsrh

Breitbart has far too much fun with this medium, sometimes. “Retracto, the Correction Alpaca” is apparently going to be Big Journalism‘s go-to camelid for issues involving media oopsies.  Currently Retracto is calling for corrections in the O’Keefe affair…

I’m sorry.  “Retracto, the Correction Alpaca.”  If you don’t find that funny – not even a little – not only are you at the wrong site, but there might not actually be hope for you.