selfie – Moe Lane

Tweet of the Day, The Jaguar Must Be Given Clemency edition.

I generally subscribe to the If it touches a human being, it dies and then so does all other members of its species within a square mile rule, but I make exceptions. This would be one of them.

A woman sustained non-life-threatening injuries resulting from a jaguar attack at the Wildlife World Zoo in Arizona. According to the zoo, she climbed over the barrier of the enclosure to take a photo of the animal. https://t.co/frxpX82CIy
— Twitter Moments (@TwitterMoments) March 10, 2019

This #Surveyor1 selfie cries out for a Photoshop.

Seriously.

BTW, this is what a spacecraft selfie looked like 50 years ago! #Surveyor1 pic.twitter.com/1LrE2K2v8f

— Bob Jacobs (@bnjacobs) June 2, 2016

Here’s mine. Continue reading This #Surveyor1 selfie cries out for a Photoshop.

Shockingly, I agree with Michelle Obama about something.

This was not particularly smart to do.

Michelle unamused RT @Slate: whoops RT @alex_abads: Selfies at funerals. pic.twitter.com/n4CVsICKXK

— Jonah Goldberg (@JonahNRO) December 10, 2013

That’s it. She’s right and her husband is wrong. And he is going to find out precisely how wrong he was, just as soon as they semblance of privacy…

Moe Lane

PS: As for the handshake… screw it, we should just declare victory in Cuba over SOMETHING and normalize. Because Fidel Castro is apparently just living to spite us at this point.