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Man, I wish that I believed in biorhythms!
I mean, I was fine; but a bunch of folks that I know had a rather wretched day today. None of them particularly deserved it, either.
So, here: Star Wars alpacas.
I hope that helps.
Silly Post Saturday: 3 year old explaining Star Wars.
This is a couple of years old, but I suspect that light and fluffy is a good call right now.
Continue reading Silly Post Saturday: 3 year old explaining Star Wars.
I don’t know how many people will get this joke… #rsrh
…but the ones that do will need to hold themselves for a while until the laughter subsides. This is the only part of the Tattúínárdœla saga blog that I fully understand, but my God but this is what the Internet is for.
Silent Star Wars.
Err, right.
Moe Lane
PS: Is this any good? Not that it matters, until I get a splitter that keeps the video cables away from my son the rogue.
Star Wars: the environmentalist version.
I’ve stuck it in both categories because, well, it fits in both.
Via First Things, via Boing Boing, and ain’t the Internet cool that way? What makes it especially funny is that it was done by a very bitter radical environmentalist who is primarily upset that his fellow radical environmentalists are such weenies about destroying Western civilization. He apparently loathes them even more that most of the people reading this…
Moe Lane
“The Imperial March.”
The Imperial March, John Williams
This was the procession music at my wedding reception. And if everything of John Williams’ work besides this got lost, he’d still be remembered.
I actually look forward to Scalzi’s Star Trek rant.
I wonder if it’ll hit the same ones that I would have; particularly, how every major problem in the Star Trek universe can be solved by a modified tachyon burst emitted through the main deflector grid.
Anyway, via Instapundit comes “John Scalzi’s Guide to the Most Epic FAILs in Star Wars Design.” I like this one the best, because it’s one that I didn’t think of ahead of time, but was bloody obvious once it was pointed out to me:
Lightsabers
Yes, I know, I want one too. But I tell you what: I want one with a hand guard. Otherwise every lightsaber battle would consist of sabers clashing and then their owners sliding as quickly as possible down the shaft to lop off their opponent’s fingers. You say: Lightsabers can slice through anything but another lightsaber, so what are you going to make a hand guard out of? I say: Dude, if you have the technology to make a lightsaber, you have the technology to make a light hand guard.
Well, that’s why he’s John Scalzi, and I’m not.
Moe Lane
Blond, Purple-Bikini Girl shot first.
Via Vodkapundit, girls in bikinis reading from Star Wars Trilogy . Interestingly, this video had my wife in hysterics, if you define ‘hysterics’ as ‘openly laughed a couple of times.’
I suspect that at least one of the bikini-clad readers has actually watched the trilogy about twenty times. Secret geekdom is one of the tragedies of our time.
Moe Lane
It is not the greatest video ever, by the way: there’s no bacon involved. QED.
CYV Watch – Richard Cheese’s Star Wars Cantina.
This site is, by the way, now the top Google search result for “cheesy YouTube videos.”
I’m very proud.
Moe Lane
PS: It was almost Cheese doing “Baby Got Back.”