They… they are doing a remake of Police Academy.

YESThat Police Academy.

New Line is looking for recruits for a relaunched “Police Academy” movie. Original producer Paul Maslansky is back for the new iteration, which has no writer or director attached.

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And we’ll most probably retain the wonderful musical theme.”

‘Most probably.’ Ye gods and little fishes.  Allahpundit cannot bear to go on; but I quote Berkeley Breathed in response.