Tweet of the Day, This Is A Free Horror RPG Adventure edition.

Seriously, they’ve done all the work for you already. Right up to the twist at the end, in fact. All you really have to do is intone ‘Then the murders began’ and let the players go from there.

Tweet of the Day, Dude’s Kind Of Overselling This OH WOW.

OK, fine, this wasn’t oversold.

Via @TulpaHivemind. Which reminds me: maybe I should run an Unknown Armies game at a convention, at some point. I always got the impression that it’s kind of hard to run as a one-shot, though.

Tweet of the Day, YOU CAN HAVE MY OXFORD COMMA WHEN YOU TAKE IT FROM MY COLD, DEAD, AND STIFF HANDS edition.

This. Precisely this. I don’t care what people are telling you. They are wrong. Do not be wrong.

Via @GregStolze. We… differ… on some topics; but by God I’d join him on the barricades for this.

Tweet of the Day, This Admittedly Intrigues Me edition.

Although I’m suddenly not feeling at all well, so it might be that.

Tweet of the Day, And So It Begins edition.

They’ll never understand this weekend, a hundred years from now. The politics of the day will have been long since dissected and analyzed, with the merciless precision of hindsight and later revelation; the great disputes of our generation will have been shrunk down to their proper size and context. But they’ll look at this guy, and be just as confused as I am.

I got nothing, my descendants. I got nothing.

Via @JoePCunningham. Nah, my descendants: the other one. I know, I know, it’s gonna be difficult to sort this all out, a century from now.

Tweet of the Day, I Was Interested Up Until The Unitasker edition.

I don’t have a pineapple corer. Which is almost a shame. There’s something about these that’s legit spooky.

Tweet of the Day, I Take Joy In The Pervasive Despair Of This Tweet… edition.

…provided, of course, that the picture in it wasn’t created by Sandy Petersen. I sincerely doubt that it was. But if it was created by him, switch out the title for something with more couth.

Continue reading Tweet of the Day, I Take Joy In The Pervasive Despair Of This Tweet… edition.

Tweet of the Day, That’s… Insanely Cool. And Insane. edition.

I just assumed that they filmed the wilder stuff in the Mission Impossible series in a studio. I was apparently wrong. I also absolutely would not do this. I mean, geez, what if somebody left the lens cap on?