Tweet of the Day, This Admittedly Intrigues Me edition.

Although I’m suddenly not feeling at all well, so it might be that.

Tweet of the Day, And So It Begins edition.

They’ll never understand this weekend, a hundred years from now. The politics of the day will have been long since dissected and analyzed, with the merciless precision of hindsight and later revelation; the great disputes of our generation will have been shrunk down to their proper size and context. But they’ll look at this guy, and be just as confused as I am.

I got nothing, my descendants. I got nothing.

Via @JoePCunningham. Nah, my descendants: the other one. I know, I know, it’s gonna be difficult to sort this all out, a century from now.

Tweet of the Day, I Was Interested Up Until The Unitasker edition.

I don’t have a pineapple corer. Which is almost a shame. There’s something about these that’s legit spooky.

Tweet of the Day, I Take Joy In The Pervasive Despair Of This Tweet… edition.

…provided, of course, that the picture in it wasn’t created by Sandy Petersen. I sincerely doubt that it was. But if it was created by him, switch out the title for something with more couth.

Continue reading Tweet of the Day, I Take Joy In The Pervasive Despair Of This Tweet… edition.

Tweet of the Day, That’s… Insanely Cool. And Insane. edition.

I just assumed that they filmed the wilder stuff in the Mission Impossible series in a studio. I was apparently wrong. I also absolutely would not do this. I mean, geez, what if somebody left the lens cap on?

Tweet of the Day, THAT’S NOT FUNNY, @TheBabylonBee edition.

ANNOUNCER: In reality, it was funny. Moe Lane merely felt seen.

Tweet of the Day, Alex Trebek’s Back To Work edition.

That’s good. Heck, it’s almost miraculous. Stage IV pancreatic cancer isn’t something you shrug off, particularly when you’re 79 years old. But he looks and sounds in pretty good shape:

Via the Daily News, via Ed Driscoll.