I recognize that not everybody’s going to have an awesome day today (and that some people aren’t going to have a horrible day today, either); so here’s something that should hopefully make everybody chuckle. Sometimes companies try too hard, you know?
— etherbrian (@etherbrian) February 14, 2018
So I kept seeing this:
This is one of the most terrifying things I’ve seen in all my life pic.twitter.com/Yp9xlhdKC9
— Alan White (@aljwhite) February 12, 2018
I’m kind of chill about it, though. Yes, I get why people are worried about headless robots that can open doors. On the other hand, that looks like a robot that could go to the fridge and get me a beer, which is by definition an excellent robot that would be a valued part of any family. And, on the gripping hand, all demos are faked. That video took a lot of time to set up.
For those of you who subscribe: somebody joined up, and I’m rewarding them with a little story. Because, hey, reward the behaviors that you like.
https://twitter.com/moelane/status/961813301263982592
Look, unless you’re from a Boston Irish background you have no idea how much trouble I’m in right now. My goddaughter is also my niece. I have to go right now
Congratulations to this Girl Scout who sold 312 boxes of cookies by setting-up shop in front of a pot dispensary. https://t.co/GfsOYBxr5r pic.twitter.com/JhPURNwMhD
— WSB-TV (@wsbtv) February 6, 2018
https://twitter.com/JVLast/status/960363742159654913
I can’t come up with anything more fascinating than the Philly police scanner feed, sorry.
I got absolutely nothing against either goose hunting or goose hunters; but you have to respect a critter that decides that, if he’s gonna go out, he’s gonna try to take his killer out with him. It’s what you do, man. It’s what you do.
Duck! Goose! A dead goose falls from the sky, knocks a hunter unconscious on Maryland's Eastern Shore. https://t.co/yRqnw4sKL6 #odd
— AP Oddities (@AP_Oddities) February 3, 2018
Truly.
Better version here for anyone who wants it pic.twitter.com/5EiJlSB1bX
— GarlicPowder (@fartpowder) January 26, 2018
Although I’d also play a Polyester-and-Platforms 1970s fantasy campaign set in Tropics Bay where the Halflings are all running Sparkle Dust for their Draconic-led underworld bosses — and shooting each other with self-cocking crossbows. Which, honestly, is what I thought that this picture was first about. But that’s the nice thing about creativity. You don’t have to tie yourself down.
Their fans are handling it well.
https://twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/955284338924511237
No, really. This is classy, for Eagles fans. I mean, there’s even a 90% chance that that last guy is wearing pants.
It’s apparently got this one killer line:
https://twitter.com/aikii/status/950419224337502210
Continue reading Tweet of the Day, Apparently Spy Kids 2 Is Off The Scale edition.
Apparently the iguanas were merely stunned by this cold snap, not killed.
A guy in Florida loaded his car up with frozen iguanas and then they came back to life while he was driving. https://t.co/FBFtpR5SyI pic.twitter.com/wxQobX33Un
— Chris Ostertag (@videograndpa) January 6, 2018
Continue reading Tweet of the Day, WHEN IGUANAS ATTACK edition.
