Well, sort of. It’s actually funny! No, seriously, this guy’s got an enviable facility for turning a phrase.
Christmas is a time of year where normal standards of aesthetics go out the window. I'm very pleased to report that England's Cathedrals have not disappointed in this regard when construcing their Nativity scenes:
— Fergus Butler-Gallie (@_F_B_G_) December 17, 2017
Via @EsotericCD. Who is likewise getting in on this “cynically adding BlockChain to your name” craze. I mean, why not?
Never fails, huh? The stuff that you work on, people shrug. The stuff that you toss up on Twitter after thirty seconds in Paint (to cover up the names), people look at.
Come for the casual nihilism, stay for the implicit threat of violence. Just what I want in a dentist! 🙂 pic.twitter.com/4fdMGg5aZc
— Ogiel (Moe Lane) (@Ogiel23) December 16, 2017
Ironically, I need a new dentist, and this guy is local.
Further comment unnecessary, I would say.
https://twitter.com/RevDaniel/status/940080094873206785
and Continue reading Tweets of the Day, This Is The Best Gregorian Chant You Will Hear Today edition.
While at the same time knowing that it’s absolutely an auditory hallucination. Neat. Putting it after the fold because once it starts, it can get a little annoying. Continue reading Tweet of the Day, I Can Distinctly Hear Something edition.
Yeaaah. Those guys played a good game, but I can’t suspend my disbelief anymore. Not that I disapprove, really. I particularly find the blue check mark entertaining.
How is Twitter free pic.twitter.com/2oHmuJMbYp
— Liz Finnegan (@TheGingerarchy) November 29, 2017
Meet Ea-Nasir. Ea-Nasir was a Babylonian merchant of the Eighteenth Century BC who is remembered today for being a HUGE jackwagon:
ok the comments on this photo of a clay tablet might be my new favorite tumblr comment thread. I love this place so much.https://t.co/VdQv3fddmu pic.twitter.com/beV1JMW7GB
— 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐄𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐧 (@ChappellTracker) November 17, 2017
Continue reading Tweet of the Day, Well, That’s One Path To Cultural Immortality edition.
It’s the ‘Really?’ that grates. Yes, really. It’s not the kid’s fault that the wording of that particular question is hideously flawed. That’s all on the teacher, who should have either known better, or used a better set of questions.
I'd like to find this kid and give him a job. pic.twitter.com/pQEgKqoHPe
— Ben Howe (@BenHowe) November 12, 2017
This is actually from a few days ago, but I’ve been sick. Still… you gotta assume that you can be seen from the air, these days. And that somebody has both the time and the need to pore over satellite photos until they can find what you’ve hidden.
"You've hidden the Millennium Falcon, right?"
"Don't you worry boss. No one's finding that any time soon." https://t.co/YnatRDA0zU pic.twitter.com/LccTA7LJXL— Leon Hurley (@LeonHurley) November 9, 2017
Here endeth the lesson.
This… this takes reproductive organs. Zootopia reference, of course.
And costume of the year goes to pic.twitter.com/IPvAdDY0UP
— bͭaͥᵍeͤlͬ Slambidextrous (@BagelTiger) November 1, 2017
At least I assume Reginald Tippin’s dead.
I see your Halloween parties and raise you this punk as fuck headstone from my hometown cemetery. pic.twitter.com/r8cZi3lI21
— Anne T. Donahue (@annetdonahue) October 29, 2017
If he’s still alive he’d be 88. Unless he’s some kind of revenant. In which case… well, it’s not like he didn’t warn his enemies, hey?
