Weath Turcocl
Description: it looks kind of like a feathery winged turtle, or possibly a feathery winged coconut with a wild-eyed turtle head attached to it. Weath Turcocl can fly; it’s by definition the fastest winged turtle in existence, able to outspeed a running man. Unfortunately, once it gets going the Weath Turcocl can’t turn worth a damn.
Yes, that’s the name. A particular reality dreamer read this book at the exact worst, or best time; and so, here we are. Dealing with the damnable Weath Turcocl. And people wonder why the relevant authorities are so careful with reality dreamers! This is even worse than when one of the dreamers decided sunsets would be much improved with the addition of the color Surgical Pink. The fact that she was right is irrelevant; it was still a chore and a half to get everything else in reality smoothed down afterward.