I don’t need to elaborate, do I? I came across Drive A Tank while visiting my in-laws yesterday (I don’t have cable TV*), and it’s almost perfect. They won’t let you shoot actual rounds at things. Blanks, sure; shells, no. Probably an insurance thing.
But it looks like “driving over a station wagon” is still on the menu:
So there’s that.
*Surprisingly little, although I tend to gorge on various marathons when they happen to intersect my view. But I have noticed: people watch a lot more television than you might think.