Tweet of the Day, @RealGDT Has No Plans To Do A Stop Motion MOUNTAINS OF MADNESS, Alas edition.

Which is a damned shame, because I didn’t know I wanted that until the concept was brought up*.

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Scheduled plans for this month!

Two main ones, really. I need to get FALLING WALLS OF LUNACY finished up (that’s the Kickstarter reward from TINSEL RAIN: Lovecraftian horror on the moon!), and I need to get GHOSTS ON AN ALIEN WIND into alpha reader draft form. I think the total wordage necessary would be no more than twenty thousand, which sounds doable in a month, but I guess we’ll find out by December 31st. I will probably be spending the weekend taking a hard look at both, and trying to block out how to handle each job.

Yay. …Sorry. It’s just that this is the non-sexy part of writing.

#commissionearned

The More Promising GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY VOLUME 3 trailer.

Although as it is, there’s a strong possibility that everybody in GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY VOLUME 3 is gonna die. Then again: how long do these actors and actresses want to commit to eating nothing but steamed chicken, anyway? The MCU Diet must do a number on people.

So, INDIANA JONES AND THE DIAL OF DESTINY will still likely suck.

I know this. You know this. Possibly some people yet unborn know this. And the title (INDIANA JONES AND THE DIAL OF DESTINY) is awful. Still, I’ve seen worse trailers:

When they told me they were making a COCAINE BEAR movie…

…I was happy! And I was sore afraid. I was sore afraid that they would not find it within themselves to make the COCAINE BEAR movie of my dreams. I didn’t know what I wanted, but I knew I would be able to tell you if they got it wrong.

My friends. If this trailer is any indication, they did not get it wrong.

This is going to be so good… and so dumb… and then so good, again.