Tweet of the Day, I Am Now Disgusted And Perhaps Even Somewhat Enraged edition.

This could have been… everything.

So, I just had a moment of raw horrified terror on the movie front.

For one terrifying second I thought that they had made a sequel to AIRPLANE!… starring Tom Arnold. But it turns out it’s just Asylum doing a ripoff. I don’t really recommend clicking that second link, by the way. It will just make you nostalgic for the waning days of the Twentieth Century, when they knew how to properly make T&A flicks…

#commissionearned

The fairly awkward THE SANDMAN: SEASON 2 trailer.

Awkward because Neil Gaiman and a fair number of accusers are in the early stages of a long, drawn-out, and inevitably merciless legal knife fight over sexual harassment abuse allegations. Netflix cannot be overly happy that every single article about THE SANDMAN: SEASON 2 is going to be bringing that up, I’m sure. …Including this one, I guess.

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The FANTASTIC FOUR: FIRST STEPS trailer.

Yeah, I know. Here we go again? Probably. But maybe FANTASTIC FOUR: FIRST STEPS will finally figure out how to do this team properly. They just have to try enough different times, I guess…

Moe Lane

PS: I know, I know: they’re saying dumb things in the public relations space again. Hope, as they say, springs eternal.