This should be my reaction to THUNDERBOLTS.
And yet… so far, people don’t seem to be hating it. I just want it to be decent, okay?
Category: Movies
Tweet of the Day, I Am Now Disgusted And Perhaps Even Somewhat Enraged edition.
This could have been… everything.
The FANTASTIC FOUR: FIRST STEPS Honest Teaser.
I really am going to bed, but this was simply too good to pass by. Honest Trailers really, really wants a good Fantastic Four movie, too. Like, you know… once? Just for the heck of it?
So, I just had a moment of raw horrified terror on the movie front.
For one terrifying second I thought that they had made a sequel to AIRPLANE!… starring Tom Arnold. But it turns out it’s just Asylum doing a ripoff. I don’t really recommend clicking that second link, by the way. It will just make you nostalgic for the waning days of the Twentieth Century, when they knew how to properly make T&A flicks…
#commissionearned
My mini-review of SINNERS.
Short version: …my God.
Continue reading My mini-review of SINNERS.So, is THE BOURNE LEGACY actually good?
I sort of ignored the entire franchise. But Youtube keeps feeding me clips from THE BOURNE LEGACY, and it doesn’t look half bad. Do I need to see the other movies in order to understand this one?
The fairly awkward THE SANDMAN: SEASON 2 trailer.
Awkward because Neil Gaiman and a fair number of accusers are in the early stages of a long, drawn-out, and inevitably merciless legal knife fight over sexual harassment abuse allegations. Netflix cannot be overly happy that every single article about THE SANDMAN: SEASON 2 is going to be bringing that up, I’m sure. …Including this one, I guess.
The FANTASTIC FOUR: FIRST STEPS trailer.
Yeah, I know. Here we go again? Probably. But maybe FANTASTIC FOUR: FIRST STEPS will finally figure out how to do this team properly. They just have to try enough different times, I guess…
Moe Lane
PS: I know, I know: they’re saying dumb things in the public relations space again. Hope, as they say, springs eternal.
The TOMBSTONE Honest Trailer.
Honest Trailers didn’t even try to roast TOMBSTONE. Then again… how? Where could you even start?
#commissionearned
Tweet of the Day, They Really Should edition.
There’s a whole genre of these.