Tweet of the Day, @RealGDT Has No Plans To Do A Stop Motion MOUNTAINS OF MADNESS, Alas edition.

Which is a damned shame, because I didn’t know I wanted that until the concept was brought up*.

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The More Promising GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY VOLUME 3 trailer.

Although as it is, there’s a strong possibility that everybody in GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY VOLUME 3 is gonna die. Then again: how long do these actors and actresses want to commit to eating nothing but steamed chicken, anyway? The MCU Diet must do a number on people.

So, INDIANA JONES AND THE DIAL OF DESTINY will still likely suck.

I know this. You know this. Possibly some people yet unborn know this. And the title (INDIANA JONES AND THE DIAL OF DESTINY) is awful. Still, I’ve seen worse trailers:

When they told me they were making a COCAINE BEAR movie…

…I was happy! And I was sore afraid. I was sore afraid that they would not find it within themselves to make the COCAINE BEAR movie of my dreams. I didn’t know what I wanted, but I knew I would be able to tell you if they got it wrong.

My friends. If this trailer is any indication, they did not get it wrong.

This is going to be so good… and so dumb… and then so good, again.

Movie of the Week: BULLET TRAIN.

I tried to go see BULLET TRAIN in theaters. I had it all set up: I was gonna go hang out with my sister-in-law and her now-fiance, we’d grab a beer beforehand, maybe get some wings. It was totally going to be a thing. Instead, my car failed me for no particular reason and that was the first time it got towed this year. Oh, well. It’s on sale today.


1899 is pretty good and kept me watching it.

But 1899 is strange. No spoilers, and seriously try to avoid them until at least the last episode. There’s a lot of creepiness going on throughout, and it’s a lot more ‘atmospheric horror’ than it is ‘blood and gore.’ All in all, it got my interest early on and kept it. 1899 may not be your cup of tea, though.

Moe Lane

PS: I can’t really talk about the genre of horror that it is without spoiling the whole thing for you. Sorry. This is one time I was glad to resist temptation and not find out in advance what was going on.