The BARBIE Honest Trailer.

I admit to being disappointed that it was not the BARBIEHEIMER Honest Trailer, but that might have taken a bit too much work. BARBIE and OPPENHEIMER really do have distinct differences in tone and outlook, and trying to make that just work would be hard. Making it funny? …Well, maybe you could do it, for a minute or two. It’s sustaining it that would be the problem.

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The INDIANA JONES AND THE DIAL OF DESTINY Honest Trailers.

They weren’t even that cutting, really. Honest Trailers was more… sad. Like they knew that INDIANA JONES AND THE DIAL OF DESTINY* had to be brought up, but there was no compelling reason to be needlessly cruel about it all.

*I’m continually fascinated by how highly movies can get rated on Amazon. Even MORBIUS managed a 4.1! I know it’s selection bias, but still.

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The SPIDER-MAN: ACROSS THE SPIDER-VERSE Honest Trailer.

Some movies, Honest Trailers tries to be objective about. SPIDER-MAN: ACROSS THE SPIDER-VERSE is not one of those movies. Given that my entire family went to see it in theaters and we’re going to see the next one, too? …Well, maybe we aren’t objective about it, either.

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