A STORC choice to make.

“Your sluggardly, world-weary defeatism can inspire those with the energy and passion to do what you can’t or won’t.”

I meant to link to this Jim Treacher post a couple of days ago.  He decided to take as inspiration the unsung hero of Animal House. No, not Bluto:

Stork.

You know Stork. He’s the one who delivered that classic line: “Well, what the hell we s’posed ta do, ya moe-ron?” Stork was the guy who knew when he was beaten and cared enough to speak up about it. Stork gave in when things didn’t go his way, and he knew it was an idea worth sharing.

There could be no Bluto without a Stork.

In that spirit, I’d like to propose a new organization for all Republicans and conservatives who never pass up a chance to throw in the towel. I’m calling it the:

Super
Tired &
Overmatched
Republican
Caucus

He goes on.  Oh my yes, does he go on.  He even has a button; I’d reproduce it here, but I’m not a STORC.  In fact… like John Hawkins, I aim to misbehave.

Moe Lane

Crossposted to RedState.