The first one in today’s column is perfect; both for its multiple-exclamation point SHOUTING!!!!!!!!!!, and Miss Manners’ gentle correction. I would wish that we had more of her sort on the Internet, except that we’d probably have to give them all tazers – and, more to the point, one of them would eventually work her way down to me.
PS: The second one is pretty good, too. I wonder if Miss Manners is eligible to run in California?