When I was a kid, I always wanted to learn how: never got around to it.
That’s from Tap, and it’s 20 years old, depressingly. I remember seeing Sammy Davis Jr a few years before his death at a video awards show for something or other: they had just seen some younger folks perform, and it was his turn. The camera panned back, he looked down at his feet – and shouted down at them “WE’RE GONNA DANCE NOW!” And damned if he didn’t.
That’s it. I needed a break, and this will do.