It’s absolutely vital that this happen, of course: otherwise, I may be forced to accept third-party beers in order to avoid Terminal Chronic Thirst Syndrome. TCTS is no joke, particularly in these grim economic times. But a low, low contribution will allow me to purchase my own beers without a hint of… well, I was going to say ‘corruption,’ but anybody with a budget big enough to justify bribing me has too much money to burn anyway. No, really, it’s so that I can drink beer that’s, well, drinkable.
So give. Or it’s the lobster minions unleashed again*.