From @TheAnchoress‘s Twitter feed:
The GOP primary would be so much more interesting if we could persuade them to a good old fashioned pub brawl.
Honestly, I would say that this is pretty much the current situation, and a lot of these folks are pretty old; I don’t want them breaking anything.
PS: What? Oh, in this purely theoretical situation that self-evidently nobody really wants to have happen, obviously I like Perry’s chances – Texan, reasonably young, regularly wears boots. As for second choices… I’m going to go with Rick Santorum, actually. I don’t know why, but he seems the sort who’d keep his head on a swivel and reach for the chair leg.