#rsrh QotD, Aren’t We In One Now? edition.

From @TheAnchoress‘s Twitter feed:

The GOP primary would be so much more interesting if we could persuade them to a good old fashioned pub brawl.

Honestly, I would say that this is pretty much the current situation, and a lot of these folks are pretty old; I don’t want them breaking anything.

Moe Lane

PS: What?  Oh, in this purely theoretical situation that self-evidently nobody really wants to have happen, obviously I like Perry’s chances – Texan, reasonably young, regularly wears boots.  As for second choices… I’m going to go with Rick Santorum, actually.  I don’t know why, but he seems the sort who’d keep his head on a swivel and reach for the chair leg.


  • Don says:

    Youth and strength are no match for old age and treachery.

  • BCochran1981 says:

    Bachmann strikes me as the type that would pull a knife and go for the kidneys. Luap Nor is the moron that ruins a good old fashioned bar fight by pulling out a gun and just blasting indiscriminately.

  • NotSoBlueStater says:

    I think Romney would crush Santorum in a brawl. He’s got a bit of a weasel vibe.

  • Jeff Weimer says:

    Well, we do know Romney has sharp elbows.

  • BCochran1981 says:

    No way in hell would Romney win a fight. He wouldn’t be able to decide on whose side he was fighting. Plus he wouldn’t want to mess up his hair.

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