A holiday that I loathe with every fiber of my virtually homogenous Irish-American soul. Just like my buddy Matt, who is also pretty authentically Irish-American, and whose recipe for a proper Irish drink stands in stark contrast to the viridian* piss that will be all too available today. Even if Matt’s drink is a little elaborate.
Matt also commissioned a song from me, so let me inflict it upon you. It made my wife the fellow-bard wince and my RS colleague & buddy Neil Stevens adopt it as a banning video, so I would have to say that it was successful.
Happy St. Patrick’s Day. STAY OFF THE DAMNED ROADS.
Moe Lane
*The hell, Firefox. It’s a damned word. You know ‘squamous,’ but not ‘viridian.’ Illiterate web-based spellchecker…
It’s gloriously awful 😉
Oh, yeah, and thanks for the vocabulary lesson
You’re right Moe, it is a bit elaborate but I don’t like to drink stuff right out of the bottle like all those plastic paddies do.
It’s not all bad Moe, ever do a Limerick Ham? It’s always a good excuse to drag out the Irish Recipe Book and make something the benighted have never eaten before.
I finished Mass Effect 3 last night/this morning. I chose the “Green” ending. Now, did I subconsciously choose that ending because it is St. Patrick’s Day? Probably not, but then again, the indoctrination process can sometimes be very subtle…
Moe, it’s called a Razor.
Get one.
Use it.
???
Profit!