Happy effing St. Patrick’s Day.

A holiday that I loathe with every fiber of my virtually homogenous Irish-American soul.  Just like my buddy Matt, who is also pretty authentically Irish-American, and whose recipe for a proper Irish drink stands in stark contrast to the viridian* piss that will be all too available today.  Even if Matt’s drink is a little elaborate.

Matt also commissioned a song from me, so let me inflict it upon you.  It made my wife the fellow-bard wince and my RS colleague & buddy Neil Stevens adopt it as a banning video, so I would have to say that it was successful.

Happy St. Patrick’s Day.  STAY OFF THE DAMNED ROADS.

Moe Lane

*The hell, Firefox.  It’s a damned word.  You know ‘squamous,’ but not ‘viridian.’  Illiterate web-based spellchecker…


  • qixlqatl says:

    It’s gloriously awful 😉

  • qixlqatl says:

    Oh, yeah, and thanks for the vocabulary lesson

  • mattt says:

    You’re right Moe, it is a bit elaborate but I don’t like to drink stuff right out of the bottle like all those plastic paddies do.

  • Catseye says:

    It’s not all bad Moe, ever do a Limerick Ham? It’s always a good excuse to drag out the Irish Recipe Book and make something the benighted have never eaten before.

  • TomInKorea says:

    I finished Mass Effect 3 last night/this morning. I chose the “Green” ending. Now, did I subconsciously choose that ending because it is St. Patrick’s Day? Probably not, but then again, the indoctrination process can sometimes be very subtle…

  • BigGator5 says:

    Moe, it’s called a Razor.
    Get one.
    Use it.

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