A holiday that I loathe with every fiber of my virtually homogenous Irish-American soul. Just like my buddy Matt, who is also pretty authentically Irish-American, and whose recipe for a proper Irish drink stands in stark contrast to the viridian* piss that will be all too available today. Even if Matt’s drink is a little elaborate.
Matt also commissioned a song from me, so let me inflict it upon you. It made my wife the fellow-bard wince and my RS colleague & buddy Neil Stevens adopt it as a banning video, so I would have to say that it was successful.
Happy St. Patrick’s Day. STAY OFF THE DAMNED ROADS.
*The hell, Firefox. It’s a damned word. You know ‘squamous,’ but not ‘viridian.’ Illiterate web-based spellchecker…