“Starcrash.” (From 1979)

I don’t know what to call this.  I’m not as fond of so-bad-its-good movies as some people are: I prefer well-made-but-how-did-it-get-green-lighted?, which is not the same thing at all; on the other hand, this 1979 Italian ripoff of Star Wars draws the eye.  On the gripping hand, so would a rhino painted puke green and neon purple, and drawing a chariot shooting off fireworks.


Moe Lane

PS: …Wait, Starcrash you can get on DVD?  Tanj.