I don’t know what to call this. I’m not as fond of so-bad-its-good movies as some people are: I prefer well-made-but-how-did-it-get-green-lighted?, which is not the same thing at all; on the other hand, this 1979 Italian ripoff of Star Wars draws the eye. On the gripping hand, so would a rhino painted puke green and neon purple, and drawing a chariot shooting off fireworks.
PS: …Wait, Starcrash you can get on DVD? Tanj.