Authorities say a Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus elephant was hit by a bullet in a drive-by shooting in Tupelo, Miss.
Circus spokeswoman Melinda Hartline says the elephant was not seriously hurt Tuesday. She says no other animals were harmed.
Then again, maybe somebody was just gunning for that particular pachyderm. You know what they say: just because an elephant never forgets doesn’t mean that you can expect it to make it to the witness stand.
PS: Sorry. This was all I had.