16 thoughts on “My very strange decision to do a parody state map.”

  1. A quibble about Illinois; you appear to be lumping blancmange (vampiric) in with flan.
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    If these are reported separately, the story becomes rather different, eh?
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    Mew

  2. Note that none of the first are violence.
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    As far as the second is concerned, do you think aliens are kidnapping people just before they die in Indiana, observing the moment of death off site, then returning the bodies, and editing the memories and other evidence?

    1. I rather like to think that instead of Florida being an environmental cause of death, it has in fact become a sentient, malevolent entity — perhaps the Everglades is a gestalt intelligence? — and that it has found a way to leech life-force from Floridians in order to sustain itself.

  6. I know it’s mostly just in the city, but I’m still surprised it wasn’t C.H.U.D.s. in New York.

  7. Also, in our defense, Lake monsters are a serious concern around here. That’s what got the Fitzgerald ya know.

    1. No sharks, no salt, no worries…..except the lake monster. Best not to think about him

  8. I heard that if you die in Indiana you die in real life, but I guess that has yet to be confirmed.

  10. I witnessed a double fatality accident a little over a year ago, and apparently was minutes behind another fatal one this morning (saw the 2 vehicles wrecked, but thankfully didn’t see it this time).
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    Oh BTW, we’re moving from Florida to North Carolina this summer.
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    Probably a coincidence. Hopefully no strokes hit me.

    1. Welcome to NC. Now you’ll understand why you’ll hear so many of us avoidin’ usin’ the letter that shall not be named.

      1. Thanks, I lived in NC for a time (met my wife there, she’s born and raised, we’re moving to be closer to her family). I am originally from Colorado, so I have the distinct lack of any accent – g or no g, I can go either way 🙂

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