Early primary state Democrats wondering – WONDERING – why Hillary Clinton isn’t visiting.

Surely this is a joke.

In Iowa, Democrats want to see Hillary Rodham Clinton mingling in their neighborhood coffee shops, answering their questions and sharing laughs. In New Hampshire, they expect her on their living-room couches, listening to their tales of struggle. In South Carolina, they’re eager to hold hands with her and pray together.

And in each of the early presidential primary and caucus states, Democratic activists are asking the same question: Where is Hillary?

Surely no one in those states is that naive.  Hillary Clinton doesn’t like Iowa: it mocked her greatness. She’s not too fond of New Hampshire, because it’s New Hampshire and the inhabitants act like they’re people, or something. And words cannot express the baffled fury that South Carolina generates in your average Northeastern liberal politician*.

Hillary Clinton will visit those states when the alternative is to run too high a risk of losing, and not a moment before. And she might end up skipping South Carolina anyway.

Moe Lane

*It’s a state full of Republicans who keep gleefully electing minorities to statewide and federal offices. The very idea of that alarms a certain brand of Leftist ideologue.  Not least because they’re terrified that the condition might be contagious.