Oh, new debate tomorrow!

Completely forgot about it, what with all the festivities lately. Bush, Carson, Christie, Cruz, Kasich, Rubio, and Trump. Yup, Carly Fiorina, Mike Huckabee, and Rand Paul have been cut from the list and will be joining Rick Santorum in the undercard debate, and again: I feel that the undercard debate has had its day. Live streaming of the main event at 9 PM Thursday on the Fox Business Network; no word if metal chairs and improvised clubs will be strewn on the stage.

Yes, I’m being facetious. ¬†But if there’s ever going to be a brawl at one of these things, it’s going to be tomorrow. The only person on that stage tomorrow that doesn’t have a grudge match going is Ben Carson, and I just assume that Carson¬†doesn’t have one because he never raises his voice…

11 thoughts on “Oh, new debate tomorrow!”

  1. Cruz and Trump are battling to see who will lead the insurgent faction of the GOP. Bush and Rubio tussle for the establishment faction of the GOP.

    The others fight for survival. Coming to the Caucus-Dome in Iowa…

    Clash of the Candidates!

    1. Many candidates enter, one candidate leaves?
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      Dick Cheney runs Bartertown?
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      Can’t be a *worse* way to choose than the current idiocy…
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      Mew

      1. Maybe take it down the road of the old American Gladiator series, but with more speaking.

        1. I would actually pay a lot of money to see Trump in Hang Tough. Or Christie in Assault. Or Carson in Powerball.
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          I approve this idea, minus the speaking.

          1. A Battle Royale of seven combatants reminds me of Fate/Stay Night. I don’t know the personalities well enough to write that fic. If a Fifth War, Romney would work for Gilgamesh, and Grahm for Avenger.

    1. This is why I’m disgusted with the whole process…. It’s not even running according to what we were told the rules are.
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      Mew

        1. ‘s why I’m not nearly as opposed as our host to burning Bartertown down around their ears, eh?
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          No rules does mean no rules, eh?
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          Mew

    2. We are living a Fate/Stay Vote fanfic.
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      Ted Cruz is Archer. He has Independent Action, an agenda, and is a mid to high ranked troll.
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      Kasich is Assassin. He has Presence Concealment, which hides his popularity so that he can gank someone’s Chief of Staff, which is his only viable strategy as he loses a stand up fight with every other Candidate except maybe Caster.
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      Donald Trump is Berserker. Mad Enhancement trades sanity for power. He can win if his family gets killed by Muslims, and he goes full Buckman.
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      Chris Christie is Caster. Territory Creation and New Jersey. Casters tend to be the evilest of the sons of bitches.
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      Jeb Bush is Lancer. He has the lowest rank luck, and it is certain that both Candidate and Chief of Staff will experience a most horrible fate.
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      Ben Carson is Rider. He is very strong riding something, but on foot he only has his relatively high number of Noble Phantasms.
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      Marco Rubio is Saber. He is reputed to have the strongest class, is over forty, and looks like a sixteen year old girl.
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      Lindsey Grahm is All the Evils of the World, who has secretly ruined the Prize.

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