In which the @RadioFlyer Landspeeder viciously mocks me and my lost childhood.

I do not hate these children.  It is not their fault. Radio Flyer, on the other hand…

If this is “the toy parents always wanted growing up,” then why don’t you go and F*CKING MAKE US SOME?  We’re the ones with the disposable income, remember?  At least make the dang thing sturdy enough to support one adult.  No, wait, that’s just going to cause trouble, the first time that somebody combines this toy with alcohol.  …Hysterical trouble on YouTube, so go ahead anyway.

5 thoughts on “In which the @RadioFlyer Landspeeder viciously mocks me and my lost childhood.”

  1. I’m not sure that’s all-terrain enough to handle the dirt roads where I grew up so I would have passed on it for that alone.

  2. I remember the “build your own hovercraft” plans for sale in the back of magazines.
    I was sorely tempted.
    But I’m also a cheapskate.

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