Aug
09
2017
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“‘Cowboy Ninja Viking,’ starring Chris Pratt” will be sufficient, thank you.

(Via Facebook) Sometimes they know what I want to see.

Cowboy Ninja Viking doesn’t have a director that we know of, but comic book adaptation has a release date. In June of 2019, Chris Pratt will be part-Cowboy, part-Ninja, and part-Viking, playing a powerful assassin with the skills of all three warriors. He’s not the only “triplet” in the world, though, or at least that’s the case in A.J. Lieberman and Riley Rossmo‘s graphic novel.

Although it had better have a director worthy of this concept. My inner eight-year-old insists on it. Insists on it most strenuously.

Moe Lane

PS: No pirates?

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