No, really: it happened. The Afghan
satrap President lectured Menendez on American corruption while the latter was in Afghanistan. And, as the New York Post notes:
[G]etting lectured by Karzai on corruption is like being lectured on urban planning by Godzilla.
Although, to be fair: the Gorilla-Whale probably has the basics on emergency response down by now. You can only destroy Tokyo so many times before you start noticing things…