The Sharknado 5: Global Swarming trailer.

Shame? Moi?  I can say with some smugness that I’ve never watched a single one of these movies… which, at least according to some people, may have actually gotten better as the series grinds on. If for no other reason than you can’t fall off the floor. Nonetheless, I endorse these films, because they give work to a bunch of actors and actresses who could use the cameo paychecks. I’m not a cruel man. I don’t want to see any of those people starve, simply because I’m being a sneer-sniffing, reverse-hipster elitist snob.

Sharknado 5: Global Swarming will be coming to TV on August 6th.

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