Dudes. If Mario Kart is such the thing…

…then, you know, order it online. Like this:

or this:

Or maybe you can get the Wii Wheel or the game guide… but if you can’t find it in stores, stop going to the stores.

Sheesh.

Moe Lane

PS: Long story, and I’m grinning as I write this, so don’t take it seriously.