http://www.driveatank.com/

I don’t need to elaborate, do I?  I came across Drive A Tank while visiting my in-laws yesterday (I don’t have cable TV*), and it’s almost perfect.  They won’t let you shoot actual rounds at things.  Blanks, sure; shells, no.  Probably an insurance thing.

But it looks like “driving over a station wagon” is still on the menu:

So there’s that.

Moe Lane

*Surprisingly little, although I tend to gorge on various marathons when they happen to intersect my view.  But I have noticed: people watch a lot more television than you might think.