This is pretty much why Fark has the Florida tag.
(Sept. 12) — Wildlife officials seized a 400-pound python from a Florida home on Friday.Delilah, a pet Burmese python, was removed from her chain-link cage in her caretaker’s backyard — shortly after she finished eating seven rabbits for breakfast, according to the Orlando Sentinel. The snake measures around 18 feet long.
Click the link for a picture of the snake, which is freaking huge. The owner swears up and down that it’s a happy, docile four hundred pound python; which is good, because I’m not entirely sure that bullets can kill it. Seriously: I got nothing against snakes or keeping them as pets, but this is a specimen that you’d get experience points
Moe Lane