Via @thebcast, there are a lot of horrified/angry/both comments here asking what was the point of this:
The answer, of course, is to “spawn a large number of horrified/angry/both comments in response.” You don’t think that there isn’t one person in the continental USA willing to spend five hundred bucks just to freak out Apple acolytes? – And, clearly, all you need is one.
Idiots
I think I like the Will it blend? version better.