But this is NOT nightmare fuel.

This is just a giant cricket eating a carrot.

Given that I am not a mobile, sentient Daucus carota sativus, I am not particularly sure why there’s all this screaming and running around and “RESCUE THE CHILDREN!” going on here.  Yes, it’s a big giant cricket; and yes, if it showed up on my pillow I would freak.  But, you know, it’s not a face-hugger or anything.

Via @iowahawk.