Oh, yeah, happy Columbus Day.

I’d sing about it – no, I haven’t forgotten that earlier promises – but the only Columbus Day song I know is so filthy that if I were to sing it it’d kill household pets out to 100 meters.

Yes.  It’s so foul that it’s metric.

4 thoughts on “Oh, yeah, happy Columbus Day.”

  1. What’s the line from Doonesbury? Back when it was funny, a few decades ago …
     
    Uncle Duke on Gregg Allman: “His little band does not produce music. Rather, it emits a field of intensely unpleasant vibrations that can sterilize frogs at three hundred yards.”

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