Cancel your golf games, Mr. President. Not White House tours for kids.

Although if you want to furlough more of your staff, instead: well, I’ve got my own reasons for being fine with that.  In fact, the more I think about it, the more I think that the President should furlough more of his staff in order to keep enjoying his golf games; I’m always up for seeing White House staffers be given a good, sharp lesson of their actual place in the DC food chain*.  It’s not like there would be any actual long-term down sides, either…

Moe Lane

*Not actual krill, but… I believe that the term is ‘feeder fish.’