It would appear that the King of North Korea has decided to embrace his inner Col. Gaddafi:
Guess sharks w/ lasers were unavailable RT @NBCNews: Kim Jong Un's executed uncle was eaten alive by 120 hungry dogs: http://t.co/nMxw87GDUp
— Ryan Williams (@RyanGOP) January 3, 2014
…although I should remind King Kim Jong Un that Gaddafi – despite his Amazonian Guard and habit of throwing $100 bills at the crowds – well, things ended badly for him. And by all accounts, it wasn’t a particularly quick death, either. That’s part of the Crazypants Cartoon Dictator meme, too.
Moe Lane
PS: Please note that the report is from a source that is, at best, dubious. Although it’d be interesting if the PRC is quietly indicating here that the aforementioned Crazypants Cartoon Dictator is getting tiresome.
On reading this the first thing that popped into my head was the voice of C. Montgomery Burns saying “Release the hounds!” Does that make me a bad person?
Am I the last person on earth who has fought off wild dogs with my hands? Here’s a hint if you can stop the first three the rest lose interest real fast it doesn’t matter how many there are.
And then all 120 dogs were cooked to feed the rest of the royal court.