Man stabbed with Legend of Zelda Master Sword in serious condition
Few could doubt the power of the Master Sword, not only has it defeated countless incarnations of Ganondorf in the Legend of Zelda series, but now it has hospitalised a Texan.
A man was stabbed with the point of a replica of the legendary sword during a domestic dispute in the city of Katy.
STABBINGS ARE NEVER FUNN…
…The ex-husband was taken to hospital following the altercation, but not before he, in true Zelda fashion, smashed a pot (a flower pot, over the head of Thompson).
…YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF FOR LAUGHING.
Moe Lane
H/T AoSHQ, who is also so going to Hell for this.
I regret nothing.
And the moral of this story is never bring a flowerpot to a sword fight.
Was there a treasure in the pot?
“The man declined to mention whether he collected any rupees following the incident.”
Heh, that’s it. I only played the first “Zelda”, and that was….. some time ago 😉