MOCKS: “Pizza chain Domino’s will introduce this week a pizza made on a fried chicken crust.” They could have made something like this at any time in the last six decades. They should have made something like this, oh, twenty years ago when I had a digestive system that could laugh at any puny consequences. But no. They waited until I got amiably stout, and middle-aged.
Those bastards. Pardon my language.
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— Allahpundit (@allahpundit) April 15, 2014
Moe Lane
PS: It could be worse. At first I thought that this was made out of fried chicken skin. I have no natural defenses against fried chicken skin.
I don’t care anymore. I will check it out and let you know.
How is it possible that KFC/Taco Hut/Pizza Bell has not come up with this first? #imaginationFAIL
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I want 5 of each, please.
Middle-aged heart and arteries be ****ed, I’ma eat the **** outta that!
Those sound amazing. Can someone with Facebook tell me when Domino’s are releasing this into the wild? I generally like the “regrettable decision” brand of fast food innovations (though I still have not ventured forth for Taco Bell breakfast nonsense), so I await Pizza Smothered Fried Chicken with baited breath.